A human & modern day Hobbit/LotR AU where (almost) everyone lives in a cul-de-sac and no one can get along.
It's recommended to take a glance at the characters page before reading the story! After that have fun looking around in the tags page :)
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AU story and blog created and owned by Logan and River.
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It’s really sweet that so many of you enjoyed the story and the blog. Thank you! - Logan
*collapses on my king sized canopy bed with lavender satin sheets and goose down pillows in a baby pink silk robe holding an empty (but once full) swarovski crystal wine glass, throwing a maincured hand loosely over my eyes* im in love
- hey bro
- bro
- broski
- brosicle
- broseidon, god of the brocean
- brotato chip
- brotein shake
- brosef stalin
- barack brobama
- teddy brosevelt
- don quibrote
- adrien brody
- gallilebro gallilei
- napoleon bronaparte
- brobo cop
- leonardo dicapribro
- broseph mengele
- bro nye the science guy
- selena bromez
- broey deschanel
- bro dimaggio
- wolfgang amadaeus brozart
- brohemian rhapsody
- osama bro laden
- mighty bro young
- brodo the hobbit bro
- broprah winfrey
- broby dick
- abroham lincoln
- what’s up
Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that fanfiction an back-stories for every character and you get frikin’ feels about that universe and it’d be the most coolest thing if you could just be bothered to frikin’ write it.
Sorry to disappoint, I know it sucks. But honestly, if River and I didn’t stop and just forced ourselves to finish it right now even though we don’t want to, it’d end up just being really bad because we aren’t getting enjoyment from writing it right now. So it’s for the best. And yes, we may pick it back up one day, hopefully if that happens all you lovely people will still be interested in reading it. <3
Thank you for your interest, but we’d prefer if you didn’t! We put a lot of work into it and it was an entire universe we created together, it’s our baby. We still love it, we just think it is best left alone at the moment.
ANNOUNCEMENT:
So, we’ve talked about it a LOT over the past few days, and I’m very sorry to say as of right now, we’re abandoning the fic attached to this AU. I know some of you really really wanted us to finish it, and we really really wanted to finish it, but we moved on to other things, and got distracted. It’s been a long time since we started the fic (a year) and it’s just not something we can make ourselves do right now.
We started writing fic for another fandom, and realized that in all honesty, this AU doesn’t fit very well into a fanfiction format. There are too many characters and too many main featured pairings. With so much going on and so many different POVs it was really difficult to write, and write it well.
We might come back and totally rewrite it, maybe focusing on one pairing at a time instead of trying to shove every character into one fic. We’re not deleting the fic or the blog, but we aren’t going to be writing anymore for this AU for the foreseeable future. We’re really sorry to disappoint you guys!
We’ll probably still reblog things here for our character tags on occasion, and things like that.
- Logan
I love you, Fili-whump-anon. There will definitely be Fili whump that involves a camera and a certain Orc, just aren’t sure which one yet…. we shall see. Thanks for the input and for keeping interest!
Thank you! We’ll need it, haha. Love that you’re still interested in the story since you’re one of the first to actually read it <3 Thank you so much.
Hey! Currently editing lots of chapters at once. Sorry it’s been such a long wait, but it’s definitely being worked on. We’re also working on a Throbb fic for Game of Thrones and I have a GreySnow fic in the works as well. Lots of stuff happening, so thanks for your patience!

